Sunday, September 27, 2009

Thoughts......

1-Erin finishes her first Marathon under 5 hours!!! way to go Babers!
2-Eric is Kickin Trash in the Mission!!!
3-BYU is over rated,
4-Max Hall is over rated, (he now has more intereceptions than touchdowns)
5-change of seasons suck!! i hate getting sick!!
6-Basketball team is 2-0, but we still have a ways to go till were good.
7-SNL opens with a live F bomb, WTH is going on in this world?!?
8-Obama......oh no he cant!
9-My Iron play was exceptionaly great yesterday!!! (best golf round of the year!)
10-My life is great! Erin is Great, my Family is Great!

Monday, September 21, 2009

What a WASTE!!!

Wow! i dont know where to begin, Im still ticked off about BYU's performance last Saturday vs FSU. The Defense looked lifeless, the offense looked like it was just trying to get the game to end and Bronco looked like the same ol Bronco we've come to know..that of a lifeless being on the sideline. Getting trounced by 26 pts on your home field is embarressing! Fans are getting a little up tight, how is it that BYU can beat Oklahoma, and then play like complete crap against a non ranked FSU squad? But is this what we will have to expect from Bronco or anyone else for that matter???... Can BYU make the jump to the next level? or are they content on winning conference Championships and going to vegas. Well Bronco, your the only one who must be content. We dont want to go to vegas!!, and we are Sick and Tired of losing to utah!!!! You are the Coach, prepare them as if EVERY game is a BIG game. if the Church does not accept mediocrity from its Missionaries, it should not accept it from the fooball program. By the way if i failed to mention this earlier i apoplogize.. this post is 98% rant on the crappyness that was BYU Football.

Even though the Football game turned out to be a bust the day itself wasnt. Erin ran the Top of Utah Marathon, and finished in less than 5 hours!! incredible i know!!! im really proud of her, and the dedication she showed while training. Good job babers!!! Earlier sat i was able to go to grandpa goldhardts and do the annual week yard work, I love going over there and helping them out and visiting with them!!! I was able to take my dad to the game (his first one in more than 6 years!!!) hhahaa, i hope he enjoyed it, even though it sucked....big time!!!! being there with him at the game made me miss Eric even more! it doesnt seem complete unless the 3 amigo's are together doing something! i look forward to his return in March!!!! well i guess i will end there, atleast its on a happy note, im not so pissed off at byu anymore...crap, now that i write that i just got really bugged again! hahaha. also Vico, if you read this Holla!!! istill need to reply to your email! that made my day last week!! here is a Pic of Erin and myself as you requested! looks like our slow white guys are back for BYU but always!! just always remember...............................




peace out

peeps!

Monday, September 14, 2009

BYU vs Oklahoma

This was billed as the biggest game since 1990 when The Miami Hurricanes made a visit to Provo to take on BYU and their Junior Quarterback Ty Detmer. That game ended in a shocking BYU win over the previously#1 ranked Hurricanes and also springboarded Ty to win the Heisman Trophy.
Fast forward to Sept 5th 2009, BYU traveled to the Football palace known as "The house that Jerry built" "Jerry's House" etc.. BYU would be taking on the storied program of Oklahoma University. Oklahoma entered the game ranked 3rd in the country. They would leave being beat 14-13, they would leave with last years Heisman trophy winner Sam Bradford in a sling having been crushed by Coleby Clawson. They would leave shocked as we all were that not only did BYU hang with them, They put together the winning drive and the Defense played lights out!!!


Erin, myslef and her family went up to their Cabin at Bear Lake, We searched everywhere up there to find a place to watch the game but to no avail, we ended up listening to Greg Wrubel call the game. At times the Radio would dim out, hahaha it was a great time though, everyone was listening to the game, it was so intense in the final 5 min of the game and it was fun for me to imagine what was taking place.

BYU has positioned itself to make a legitimate run to the National Title game, which is ironic considering this year is the 25 year aniversary of the 1984 Team winning it all! as of 9/14/09 BYU is ranked 7th, with a home game looming this Saturday against Florida State.
Speaking earlier of Erin, what a great, amazing, wonderful, awesome, funny, unlivewithoutable, hot, incredible person she is!! im so lucky! and what a great family she has!!! oh and things are good!! i mean theoretically speaking...real good! :-)

Thursday, September 3, 2009

The Crappy yewts

RED TEAMS SUCKS!!!


With College Football Season upon us, I would like to remind everyone of my hatred for Little Brother, utah utes. Some say that your a fan of your fathers team....while some of this may be true i have ALWAYS hated that school!!!!! the first time i saw them play wasnt against BYU either, i hated how cocky the players were and how freakin stupid there fans were!!! my first encounter with Utah fans came back before i went on my mission, we went to the game in provo and sat in the north endzone, after hearing the F bomb fly left and right..which at the time i couldve care less about., but it all went south when 3 utah fans spit in my face after a BYU win.. Very Classy retards!!!


Utah fans come out when they win,....well even then kinda... you think after the o4 bcs team, they wouldve sold out every home game the year after and from then on, i mean there stadium is alot smaller than the Y's.. good grief.. haha but no they cant even do that. although i did here they sell out tomorrow's game against Utah state junior aggies...good job utes.. now do this on a continous baises for about 28 years. and you might...just might have the tradition that BYU has and that you little brother have always longed for!

This year the that "other team" is ranked 18th in the preseason polls. which is only due to there win in the sugar bowl.. and rightfully so.. but in no way will they keep that!! for starters they have two new qb's who are a jc transfer and a true freshman.....cant wait to rattle the hell outta them! on defense, they lose kruger and a cb to the nfl. misi is out with a injury.. mark it here!! there defense will be exposed this year, and i think Gary Anderson's aggies will prove that!. i think they'll be lucky to win 7 games this year. with loses to oregon, tcu, BYU..









Utes are classless, redneck, pigs! who are the biggest bandwagon jumpers in the country! Good Riddence to you this year! welcome back to mediocrity.. you can have your two bcs wins. we'll gladly take all our conference championships, our Outland Trophy Winners (2), our Doalk Walker Award Winner, Coach of the year, Davey O'Brien Awards (4) **more than any other school**Sammy Baugh Trophy College Passer of the Year (7) Heisman Trophy Winner. and most of all the National Championship! All these amount to tradition and Honor, All of these amount to BYU FOOTBALL!! GO COUGARS!!!!!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Why I hate the Lakers!!!

Call me Ebenezer Scrooge, but i refuse to give any credit to the Los Angeles Lakers, Im still trying to figure out where my hatred that is second only to the Yewts, comes from.. So in trying to understand all of this, i have attempted a "TOP TEN REASONS, I HATE THE LAKERS"








10-Jack Nicholson, Now i know he's not a player, but i cant stand when you want to watch the freakin game and there showin Jack and all his buddies who are watching an indoor game with flippen sunglasses.. Seriously!!!! what the heck! get a life! and get off your freakin high horse and realize your no better than the person sitting on the very top row of the Staples Center.

9-Phil Jackson, This one just might cause a little controversy. Either Phil is the greatest Coach in the world. Or he's a product of what happens when he has one of the greatest basketball players of our time.... lets see, he's coached..Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen,Shaq and kobe and now Kobe, Pau the spanish cave man, lamar Odom. What would happen if he had Dwill, Booz, or memo? Or if he was Coaching the LA Clippers.?

8-Laker Fans, Now i understand that not all LakerFans are band wagen jumbers, i mean.....for instance Frank at work is a true laker fan, one i give crap to everytime i can, and he gives it right back for the jazz.haha. but for every Frank, there's like a hundred idiots that think oh...the lakers are doing good again, i better go get some laker gear and act like im their #1 fan.. lame wads!









7-Just the Fact their in LA makes me hate them, and yes i even hate the dodgers! oh even the college teams are lame! USC...hmmm. if im a high school senior and i need alittle money, go play at USC, Pete Carroll Seems to pay a good amount to players..haha. and UCLA...ya, way to go Ben Olson! that was a great move for ya.

6-Lakers Payroll $78.9 Million Jazz Payroll $65.6 Million, Good Heck, with a payroll of nearly 79 million, i hope your always playing for a championship.

5- Sasha is a flippen retard! you touch him and he acts like you just commited an assault!

4- Way to go DFISH!! i still think he didnt leave Utah for the reasons he stated. and for that your my #4 of why i hate the lakers!
3- Gasol, after noticing the Geico banner in the Staples Center.

2- hmmm odom,dfish,bryant, sasha, and cave man.. I dont think you could assemble a more pompous group of idiots!
1- Kobe Bryant is the number 1 reason of why i hate the lakers!, I actually liked Kobe when he first came into the league, but its amazing what a little bit a fame will do to a person and their ego. Kobe, you'll never be the player Michael Jordan was. and you'll never be the player Labron will become!
peace out!

Monday, June 8, 2009

WARNING!!


Due to explicit language in some of the songs, all are strongly cautioned!!


Scott & Michelle










Well, since Scott wont tell anyone about his big news unless asked about it, I thought i would take the liberty of announcing that 1 week ago today Scott and Michelle became Engaged!!! Now i dont know if this post should have a funeral like feel to it or a "good golly miss molly" feel... So i guess I'll go with the funeral flow! haha.






June 1st 2009

July 23rd 1982-June 1st 2009

Scott James Maynard, Trusted Son, brother, uncle, Friend. quietly passed as he wanted , that being, no one knowing!! He was described by those who knew him as a risk taker,a thrill seeker, and bone breaker, He loved life and the many challenges that were sent his way. when people got in Scotts way, he often reverted to physical violence, whether it was on the basketball court, or Football field we could always count on someone getting knocked out due to his intense playing style!


Scott's sense of humor, his willingness to do anything and bold verbal skills as a wing man will be sorely missed! and yet it wont!!




Our Friend Scott became very sick the day he met one Michelle Baxter, it would be Michelle that would cause his un timely death. Michelle and Scott started dating in november of 08, When asked why Michelle love scott she simply said " because he buys me pretty things" one day when scott was just with his friends he was asked "why do you love michelle?" his answer??? very profound..he liked that her dad goes fishing and hunting. and true that is.! As time grew on and there relationship grew, so did Scotts illness, untill it finaly consumed him June 1st. the shrug of the shoulders will always be missed, but knowing that he finally found someone who he could devote his life to and love forever eases any pain ensued due to his death. Scott if your out there reading this, know you ve been the best friend anyone could ask for. Now that his life has ended so has his once beloved free time.. On behalf of your friends. we will be sure to take pictures of 4 wheelin, basketball. softball. fishing, and anyother activities that randomly come our way.:-) May she treat you well buddy.. happy marriage to the both of you!! i am truely happy for you! Michelle, so help me.. if you hurt him in anyway, i will......jk:-) and now for a blog toast... Scott, Michelle, may your little family be full of love and laughter. and never, ever, forget about uncle Britten or else!!!! Congrats you two!