Why I hate the Lakers!!!

Call me Ebenezer Scrooge, but i refuse to give any credit to the Los Angeles Lakers, Im still trying to figure out where my hatred that is second only to the Yewts, comes from.. So in trying to understand all of this, i have attempted a "TOP TEN REASONS, I HATE THE LAKERS"








10-Jack Nicholson, Now i know he's not a player, but i cant stand when you want to watch the freakin game and there showin Jack and all his buddies who are watching an indoor game with flippen sunglasses.. Seriously!!!! what the heck! get a life! and get off your freakin high horse and realize your no better than the person sitting on the very top row of the Staples Center.

9-Phil Jackson, This one just might cause a little controversy. Either Phil is the greatest Coach in the world. Or he's a product of what happens when he has one of the greatest basketball players of our time.... lets see, he's coached..Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen,Shaq and kobe and now Kobe, Pau the spanish cave man, lamar Odom. What would happen if he had Dwill, Booz, or memo? Or if he was Coaching the LA Clippers.?

8-Laker Fans, Now i understand that not all LakerFans are band wagen jumbers, i mean.....for instance Frank at work is a true laker fan, one i give crap to everytime i can, and he gives it right back for the jazz.haha. but for every Frank, there's like a hundred idiots that think oh...the lakers are doing good again, i better go get some laker gear and act like im their #1 fan.. lame wads!









7-Just the Fact their in LA makes me hate them, and yes i even hate the dodgers! oh even the college teams are lame! USC...hmmm. if im a high school senior and i need alittle money, go play at USC, Pete Carroll Seems to pay a good amount to players..haha. and UCLA...ya, way to go Ben Olson! that was a great move for ya.

6-Lakers Payroll $78.9 Million Jazz Payroll $65.6 Million, Good Heck, with a payroll of nearly 79 million, i hope your always playing for a championship.

5- Sasha is a flippen retard! you touch him and he acts like you just commited an assault!

4- Way to go DFISH!! i still think he didnt leave Utah for the reasons he stated. and for that your my #4 of why i hate the lakers!
3- Gasol, after noticing the Geico banner in the Staples Center.

2- hmmm odom,dfish,bryant, sasha, and cave man.. I dont think you could assemble a more pompous group of idiots!
1- Kobe Bryant is the number 1 reason of why i hate the lakers!, I actually liked Kobe when he first came into the league, but its amazing what a little bit a fame will do to a person and their ego. Kobe, you'll never be the player Michael Jordan was. and you'll never be the player Labron will become!
peace out!